Do you want to have the most boring action figure ever? Do you want to play with a toy that has no special skills, no cool gadgets, and no sense of adventure? Then you need My Jeff: Action Man!

My Jeff: Action Man is the ultimate action figure for people who don’t like action. He is a middle-aged sales manager who sustains himself on fast food, wears work clothes outside of work, and loves spreadsheets. He has no hobbies, no friends, and a truly upsetting personality. He is the perfect companion for your dull and dreary days!

My Jeff: Action Man comes with a desk, a laptop, and a cold cup of coffee he's been nursing all day. You can make him do exciting things like build reports, take calls and pace about, and drink coffee. You can also pretend that he has a secret life as a spy, a superhero, or a rock star, but you know that’s not true. You can pretend that he wishes those things were true, though! He is just My Jeff: Action Man.

This toy is not suitable for children under 3 years old or anyone who likes fun. Order now and get ready for some action-less fun!

Ken-Zee is the Savage Warrior Princess, the leader of the Zeexor Tribe of the North. She is brave, skilled and cunning in battle. She wields a sabre, a rifle and a flag that represent her ancestors, her trade and her tribe.

One day, she learns that her most sacred treasure, an ancient relic with magical powers, has been stolen by a rival tribe. She sets off on a quest to retrieve it from the top of a mountain, where it is guarded by the enemy.

She faces Zan-Kar, the Savage Warlord, who wants to use the relic to conquer all the tribes in this land. They fight in a fierce duel for their honor and their heritage. Who will win? You decide!

This toy comes with a Ken-Zee figure, a sabre, a rifle, a flag and a relic. You can recreate the epic story or make up your own adventures with these characters and accessories. Order now and get ready for some savage fun!