Jeffy the Elf
Jeffy the Elf
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and the Great Snow Caper
and the Great Snow Caper
Jeffy the Elf worked in Santa's toy shop
Jeffy the Elf worked in Santa's toy shop
He made toys for the kids who were listed on top
He made toys for the kids who were listed on top
But Jeffy was bored with his daily routine
But Jeffy was bored with his daily routine
He wanted some fun and excitement extreme!
He wanted some fun and excitement extreme!
One day he found Santa's magical snow
One day he found Santa's magical snow
Hidden in a secret place that only that old elf would know
Hidden in a secret place that only that old elf would know
He took a small pinch and felt a warm glow
He took a small pinch and felt a warm glow
He laughed and he danced so fast and not slow!
He laughed and he danced so fast and not slow!
He shared it with Doug, his elven best friend
He shared it with Doug, his elven best friend
Forgetting their work till their shift came to an end
Forgetting their work till their shift came to an end
They played and they pranked and they made a huge mess
They played and they pranked and they made a huge mess
No care for their duties or their hard pounding chests!
No care for their duties or their hard pounding chests!
But Santa found out, and they would pay for their debt
But Santa found out, and they would pay for their debt
He was angry and sad and very upset
He was angry and sad and very upset
Said they had wasted his precious magical snow
Said they had wasted his precious magical snow
Christmas'd be quick but Santa'd be slow
Christmas'd be quick but Santa'd be slow
Santa fired poor Jeffy right there on the spot
Santa fired poor Jeffy right there on the spot
He told him to leave o'er the chaos that he'd wrought
He told him to leave o'er the chaos that he'd wrought
He said that Jeffy must leave to find his own way
He said that Jeffy must leave to find his own way
In the big world outside, so full of dismay
In the big world outside, so full of dismay
Jeffy, so scared and so very alone
Jeffy, so scared and so very alone
Wandered to diff'rent jobs - even selling cell phones
Wandered to diff'rent jobs - even selling cell phones
He worked as a wrestler, a dancer, a barber
He worked as a wrestler, a dancer, a barber
A farmer and plumber, with his happiness farther
A farmer and plumber, with his happiness farther
The elf missed magic snow and all of its joy
The elf missed magic snow and all of its joy
Twas a lightbulb above his head as he shouted, "Oh boy!"
Twas a lightbulb above his head as he shouted, "Oh boy!"
So he decided to import and sell his OWN snow
So he decided to import and sell his OWN snow
In the big city where he could make lots of dough
In the big city where he could make lots of dough
He found a supplier who had the best snow
He found a supplier who had the best snow
He bought it in bulk and bagged it to go
He bought it in bulk and bagged it to go
Jeffy made a fortune and lived life just so glad
Jeffy made a fortune and lived life just so glad
He had parties and fun and he never felt sad
He had parties and fun and he never felt sad
Jeffy forgot about Santa, his dumb old workshop
Jeffy forgot about Santa, his dumb old workshop
He forgot about his list from bottom to top
He forgot about his list from bottom to top
He didn't care about Christmas or the girls and the boys
He didn't care about Christmas or the girls and the boys
Because his new life was full of pleasures and joys
Because his new life was full of pleasures and joys
The End
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